This was something I emailed to my brother, and he posted it to the B5 newsgroup, so I figured I might as well take proper credit for the puns.

Re: No Compromises--Was anyone else disturbed by the fact that Franklin's hair has lost its grey? Maybe there's a nice salon down on Epsilon III. I can picture their ads now...

An odd looking guy wearing a lot of racoon tails peers into the camera. "Yes, yes, here at Valen Sasoon, we have much experience. Also we are having much mousse for Centauri clients. Minbari should ask for Zathras, who has been been learning bone-carving from Draal. Captain Lochley visits us, has hair done by Zathras. Very nice. Many braids and twistings, most becoming. Zathras like to say, he live for the bun, he die for the bun.

So come to Valen Sasoon, just across from Draal's body in the Great Machine. Oh yes, Zathras reminds you to remember our slogan: we have always been hair....care professionals."

On the other hand, it could be that Londo gave Franklin some tips on darkening his hair. After all, Kosh said the Centauri were a dyeing people.

Hm, what's that noise? Sounds like a bunch of angry Narns crashing through the--